eating fart bombs from the cupcake fairy...
We went to dinner,
I had the fish and chips... just to make a point.
The dynamics of the people and the place were dynamic. Our waitresses name was Vicky. There was mention of Indian Fry Bread, and I was all edgy because there were indians all over... shh... and every couple of minutes this chick would walk by saying Keno but not looking in either direction and I was reminded of the old days in Seattle when you could go to the Seattle Center and you would walk by these dudes and they would say Green Buds or just Buds but wouldn't look at you so you couldn't be sure, unless you were looking for some, then you knew it was code... and I was all freaked because this chick was doing this and my INLAWS ARE RIGHT FRIGGIN THERE, DUDE... but I was in the zone, I get that way sometimes, in the zone, when I get all wide eyed and sociable like in appearance, and can make small talk like I am not really controlling my mouth, it is FREAKY DUDE cause I am just sitting there like there is some puppet master with his hand up my butt and I am conversing back and forth like I like it...
The cupcake fairy came today, and left cupcakes... Literally, their are cupcakes on my desk and they were left there by a fairy, although I think he prefers to be called a bear or something...
Dude, you know what, I have written and rewritten this crap... see how much I love you (and you and you and you)... I suffer thinking that things are not craptacular enough for you...
See, that is how my day is going. I was awake all freakin' this morning, at about 3am, had a full hour before the alarm goes off to get super freaky, arguing with dead presidents freaky, coming up with the perfect rebuttal re: why Mr. Seattle is a hack and will never amount to anything cause I am better than him and he sucks and can we just stop talking about him for 5 frickin' minutes (see) crazy...
And DUDE, I had it ALL planned out. There was gonna be some rebutals today. I was gonna go 1 on 1 with the powers... well, 1 x 2... I had ideas, I had things to SAY. Looky here, dammit... there was going to be pounding on desks and the truth was gonna be told.
Dude, I fell back to sleep, for like 10 minutes... in that ten minutes, you know what, I was rollin down the road in a big ass car, or I was really tiny, but it had a big back seat, and it was warm out and there was a breaze blowing... in the back seat Neko Case and Christina Ricci were making out. I remember there was this contrast between Neko's red hair and Christina had black hair. They were all kissing, kinda casual like, not like porn, it was sweet... and they were waiting for me to find some place to park. Once I found a place to park I was gonna join them. But I was in no hurry, I was confident and patient. I found a place to park and was making this wide turn so I could back the car into this spot next to a sand dune or something... and the alarm went off. I kinda knew this was gonna happen, it was part of the dream, that is why I was in no hurry, because I knew that as soon as I found someplace to park or if they started getting naked the alarm would go off. So I just kinda cruised, slow and low... I hope they enjoyed themselves...
So this couple are having like their 12th or 13th anniversary this weekend and we are going to watch their kids for them so they can knock the boots old school... Just thought I would mention that... J and S are going to sex it up... heh...
Lucky...
I had the fish and chips... just to make a point.
The dynamics of the people and the place were dynamic. Our waitresses name was Vicky. There was mention of Indian Fry Bread, and I was all edgy because there were indians all over... shh... and every couple of minutes this chick would walk by saying Keno but not looking in either direction and I was reminded of the old days in Seattle when you could go to the Seattle Center and you would walk by these dudes and they would say Green Buds or just Buds but wouldn't look at you so you couldn't be sure, unless you were looking for some, then you knew it was code... and I was all freaked because this chick was doing this and my INLAWS ARE RIGHT FRIGGIN THERE, DUDE... but I was in the zone, I get that way sometimes, in the zone, when I get all wide eyed and sociable like in appearance, and can make small talk like I am not really controlling my mouth, it is FREAKY DUDE cause I am just sitting there like there is some puppet master with his hand up my butt and I am conversing back and forth like I like it...
The cupcake fairy came today, and left cupcakes... Literally, their are cupcakes on my desk and they were left there by a fairy, although I think he prefers to be called a bear or something...
Dude, you know what, I have written and rewritten this crap... see how much I love you (and you and you and you)... I suffer thinking that things are not craptacular enough for you...
See, that is how my day is going. I was awake all freakin' this morning, at about 3am, had a full hour before the alarm goes off to get super freaky, arguing with dead presidents freaky, coming up with the perfect rebuttal re: why Mr. Seattle is a hack and will never amount to anything cause I am better than him and he sucks and can we just stop talking about him for 5 frickin' minutes (see) crazy...
And DUDE, I had it ALL planned out. There was gonna be some rebutals today. I was gonna go 1 on 1 with the powers... well, 1 x 2... I had ideas, I had things to SAY. Looky here, dammit... there was going to be pounding on desks and the truth was gonna be told.
Dude, I fell back to sleep, for like 10 minutes... in that ten minutes, you know what, I was rollin down the road in a big ass car, or I was really tiny, but it had a big back seat, and it was warm out and there was a breaze blowing... in the back seat Neko Case and Christina Ricci were making out. I remember there was this contrast between Neko's red hair and Christina had black hair. They were all kissing, kinda casual like, not like porn, it was sweet... and they were waiting for me to find some place to park. Once I found a place to park I was gonna join them. But I was in no hurry, I was confident and patient. I found a place to park and was making this wide turn so I could back the car into this spot next to a sand dune or something... and the alarm went off. I kinda knew this was gonna happen, it was part of the dream, that is why I was in no hurry, because I knew that as soon as I found someplace to park or if they started getting naked the alarm would go off. So I just kinda cruised, slow and low... I hope they enjoyed themselves...
So this couple are having like their 12th or 13th anniversary this weekend and we are going to watch their kids for them so they can knock the boots old school... Just thought I would mention that... J and S are going to sex it up... heh...
Lucky...
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